the-write-ideas:

An anon requested an "unconventional" set of tags for the tag game going around (where people reblog and write in the words and click whatever tag shows up first). So here’s some ones that I don’t think I’ve seen around before!

  • chocolate
  • kill
  • done
  • try
  • stop
  • why

marguerite26:

kk-maker:

2spoopy5you:

lohelim:

winterthirst:

sabacc:

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

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No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, it’s unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly.

1) Her hair is completely wrong for the 40’s. No professional/working woman  would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular.

2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see - that looks like a Windsor.

3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it has to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra - why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught dead with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s.

Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her hair that something is very, very wrong.

so what you are saying is S.H.E.I.L.D. has a super shitty costume division….

Nope, Nick Fury totally did this on purpose.

There’s no knowing what kind of condition Steve’s in, or what kind of person he really is, after decades of nostalgia blur the reality and the long years in the ice (after a plane crash and a shitload of radiation) do their work. (Pre-crash Steve is in lots of files, I’m sure. Nick Fury does not trust files.) So Fury instructs his people to build a stage, and makes sure that the right people put up some of the wrong cues.

Maybe the real Steve’s a dick, or just an above-average jock; maybe he had a knack for hanging out with real talent. Maybe he hit his head too hard on the landing and he’s not gonna be Captain anymore. On the flipside, if he really is smart, then putting him in a standard, modern hospital room and telling him the truth is going to have him clamming up and refusing to believe a goddamn thing he hears for a really long time.

The real question here is, how long it does it take for the man, the myth, the legend to notice? What does he do about it? How long does he wait to get his bearings, confirm his suspicions, and gather information before attempting busting out?

Turns out the answer’s about forty-five seconds.

Sometimes clever posts die a quiet death in the abyss of the unreblogged. Some clever posts get attention, get comments, get better. Then there’s this one which I’ve watched evolve into a thing of brilliance.

theonlywayistogether:

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY
THEIR REACTIONS ALONE

the-spooky-maid-of-light:

fuckyoujean:

snehls:

nakedfurry:

spookyram:

princessyiff:

thecuteskulky:

spookyxaur:

modernoctopus:

jimmysass:

micdotcom:

The favorite food of every U.S. state, according to Twitter 

I am a Texan and I am guILTY AS CHARGED

GRITS ARE TRASH WHATS WRONG WITH YOU GEORGIA

its literally corn mush are southeasterners allergic to flavorful food

We rarely eat Venison

"entree" "pickle" 

Why grits, grits are trash

Wtfuck is an entree

why are grits listed for PENNSYLVANIA

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GRITS

nothings wrong with grits, grits are amazing

I HAVE LIVED HERE FOR OVER FOUR YEARS WHAT IS GYRO

the-spooky-maid-of-light:

fuckyoujean:

snehls:

nakedfurry:

spookyram:

princessyiff:

thecuteskulky:

spookyxaur:

modernoctopus:

jimmysass:

micdotcom:

The favorite food of every U.S. state, according to Twitter 

I am a Texan and I am guILTY AS CHARGED

GRITS ARE TRASH WHATS WRONG WITH YOU GEORGIA

its literally corn mush are southeasterners allergic to flavorful food

We rarely eat Venison

"entree" "pickle" 

Why grits, grits are trash

Wtfuck is an entree

why are grits listed for PENNSYLVANIA

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GRITS

nothings wrong with grits, grits are amazing

I HAVE LIVED HERE FOR OVER FOUR YEARS WHAT IS GYRO

space-sass:

the-bookshelf-at-the-end:

When I say I want to read the book before seeing the movie, I don’t want brownie points or bragging rights. I want to be able to read the book with my imagined world and idea of the characters without the movie’s influence at least once. After you see the movie there’s always some part of it that sticks in your head for a long time and you lose the enjoyment of making it up yourself.

thank you so much for putting it into words

sherbetballets:

batsyandmrj:

There’s thousands of notes on posts about how unfair it is that there isn’t a wonder woman movie and now that its been officially announced nobody is talking about it?

Like Can I get at least a hell yeah?

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thewatsondiaries:

I’m being emotional about the hobbit like it’s going to end. It’ll all be gone. I won’t have something to wait for again. I can’t believe a part of me is leaving

grilgirl:

jackfrostciicle:

azhaela:

penishole:

ifollowbadblogs:

i will never swear again

WHAT

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT

THIS IS NEVER NOT FUNNY

ITS BACK !!!!!

is it bad if i’m being to lazy to get something to eat? I want Chinese but that’s on the other side of campus. The main dining place is closed, I don’t want to go to the store place, Id make some food I have but my dishes are dirty and I don’t want to wash them so i’m just sitting here complaining. I want to eat but I don’t want to do anything abut it.

sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh


25/101 days ‘til BotFA

25/101 days ‘til BotFA

dmdown:

i-do-not-fangirl-i-fanwoman:

Or going to work sick because taking a day off means rent doesn’t get paid.

The absolute truth. Both of these statements

dmdown:

i-do-not-fangirl-i-fanwoman:

Or going to work sick because taking a day off means rent doesn’t get paid.

The absolute truth. Both of these statements

sam-winchester-ships-destiel:

strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:



perfect usage of that gif

reblogging just for the last gif holy fuck

sam-winchester-ships-destiel:

strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:

perfect usage of that gif

reblogging just for the last gif holy fuck

combeferret:

jobacks:

So, my point is, if you play basketball, you’re gonna end up on a cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you’re gonna end up in my mom’s refrigerator.

there was once a time we laughed at chad’s mom

now we are chad’s mom